I love dogs and the beach and I always wish I was higher and less annoyed.
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
what is snoop dogg even doing with his life
uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION
no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy
the way you look at me is making me rock hard
--medusa’s husband talking dirty (via thesassycat)
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with